Thursday, November 30, 2006

i can't believe

11 THINGS: I Can't Believe

Thursday, November 30, 2006


1. That it's almost December, that it's almost 2007, that it's almost 2008, and that we're all getting older, and older, and older.

2. That some people camp out all night just to go shopping: I'd consider camping out, too, if it meant I never had to go shopping again.

3. That some people believe that politics are not a part of arts and entertainment and culture, when really they're inextricably linked. Politics is anything that involves choice. You can choose to agree or disagree with this assessment. That is politics. See?

4. That traffic in San Francisco moves on a Friday.

5. That we've gone from Dylan and Hendrix to MySpace and My Chemical Romance in just two generations.

6. That we've gone from Cronkite to Hannity & Colmes in even less time.

7. That decent affordable apartments still exist: "Decent" clearly moved out on "affordable" back in the mid-'90s (after months of arguing and plate throwing).

8. That it's not butter.

9. That newspaper stories about dogs and cats appear to be increasing, and that humans aren't slightly more concerned about this.

10. That you don't recognize who sang this song: "No saints, no sinners, no devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always letting us humans down."

11. That you recognized it, smiled for a bit, and wrote to me.

Tim Sullivan, tsullivan@sfchronicle.com

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i can't believe (original version)

1. That it's almost December ... that it's almost 2007 ... that it's almost 2008 ... and that we're all getting older ... and older ... and older.
2. That some people camp out all night just to go shopping. Personally, I'd consider camping out all night ... but only if it meant I never had to go shopping again.
3. That some people believe that politics aren't a part of arts and entertainment and culture when really they're inextricably linked. Politics is anything that involves choice. I chose to write that. You choose to agree or disagree with me. That is politics. See?
4. That I was married once ... and everything in life seemed wonderful and fine.
5. That I was divorced once ... and nothing in life seemed wonderful and fine.
6. That I just said that.
7. That decent affordable apartments in San Francisco still exist ... "decent" apparently moved out on "affordable" sometime back in the mid-'90s ... after a great deal of arguing and plate throwing ....
8. That traffic downtown on a Friday afternoon somehow actually moves .... Actually, that traffic downtown ever moves.
9. That the number of dog and cat stories in the newspaper appears to be going up ... and that more human beings aren't concerned about this bias.
10. That you don't recognize who sang the lyrics to this song: "No saints, no sinners, no devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always letting us humans down."
11. That they let me write this ... and that ... and the other thing ... and that they briefly considered not letting me write it ... and that some of you believe that words and writing and truth and music and politics no longer matter anymore. They do. Believe it.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

bloody hell

Guild layoff checklist

Important layoff update

San Jose Newspaper Guild

Beginning Monday evening and through Tuesday mid-morning, the company said it will tell as many as 69 Guild members that they will be laid off.

Thanks to everyone for your continued exceptional work during these difficult times. Please remember that there should be no stigma attached to being laid off and that Guild members will stand by and support anyone who loses his or her job. You should be proud of your role in building an excellent newspaper.

Key Contact: Guild Executive Officer Luther Jackson will be available seven days a week as your key contact for layoff-related questions and concerns. He can be reached at luther@sjguild.org or at 408-436-0761 (work), 408-729-5586 (home) and 408-506-3646 (cell).

Layoff Announcement Process: Here’s what the company said it intends to do: Managers will inform business-side employees who are laid off with telephone calls to their homes between 6:30-8:30 p.m. Monday, December 4. Those employees will be given an appointment to come to HR sometime on Tuesday the 5th. Editorial staffers will be called Tuesday morning between 8:00-10:00 and be given HR appointments on Dec. 5, 6 or 7. Luther will be in the Guild office from 7:15-9:00 p.m. on Monday, December 4 and starting at 7 a.m. on Tuesday, December 5.

Personal and Company Property: As soon as the calls are made, the company will cut off affected employees’ access to all Mercury News computer systems. At the HR sessions, the company will demand their employee badges, keys and any other Mercury News property. Any access to computer files after receiving the lay-off phone call must be made by request to a manager who can retrieve specific files requested by the employee. Any access to personal belongings in the plant must be arranged with HR and a manager will act as an escort. The company said it plans to give most laid-off employees access to their desks, with a manager present, on the weekend of Dec. 9 and 10.
http://www.sjguild.org/news.php?ID=2993

more bloody hell

Pro-Peace Symbol Forces Win Battle in Colorado Town

By KIRK JOHNSON

DENVER, Nov. 28 — Peace is fighting back in Pagosa Springs.

Bill Trimarco and Lisa Jensen with their symbolic wreath.
Last week, a couple were threatened with fines of $25 a day by their homeowners’ association unless they removed a four-foot wreath shaped like a peace symbol from the front of their house.

The fines have been dropped, and the three-member board of the association has resigned, according to an e-mail message sent to residents on Monday.

Two board members have disconnected their telephones, apparently to escape the waves of callers asking what the board could have been thinking, residents said. The third board member, with a working phone, did not return a call for comment.

In its original letter to the couple, Lisa Jensen and Bill Trimarco, the association said some neighbors had found the peace symbol politically “divisive.”

A board member later told a newspaper that he thought the familiar circle with angled lines was also, perhaps, a sign of the devil.

The peace symbol came to prominence in the late 1950s as the logo for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament, a British antiwar group, according to the group’s Web site. It incorporates the semaphore flag images for the letters in the group’s name, a “D” atop an “N.”

Other people have said the upright line with arms angled down, commonplace in the United States in the Vietnam War, especially, has roots in the early Christian era, representing a twisted or broken cross.

Mr. Trimarco said he put up the wreath as a general symbol of peace on earth, not as a commentary on the Iraq war or another political statement.

In any case, there are now more peace symbols in Pagosa Springs, a town of 1,700 people 200 miles southwest of Denver, than probably ever in its history.

On Tuesday morning, 20 people marched through the center carrying peace signs and then stomped a giant peace sign in the snow perhaps 300 feet across on a soccer field, where it could be easily seen.

“There’s quite a few now in our subdivision in a show of support,” Mr. Trimarco said.

A former president of the Loma Linda community, where Mr. Trimarco lives, said Tuesday that he had stepped in to help form an interim homeowners’ association.

The former president, Farrell C. Trask, described himself in a telephone interview as a military veteran who would fight for anyone’s right to free speech, peace symbols included.

Town Manager Mark Garcia said Pagosa Springs was building its own peace wreath, too. Mr. Garcia said it would be finished by late Tuesday and installed on a bell tower in the center of town.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

thank you

11 THINGS: THANK YOU

Thursday, November 23, 2006


1. Games: I'm thankful for the ability to defeat you in Scrabble, and for glorious, glorious seven-letter words and triple word scores. And for modesty.

2. Food: And for mashed potatoes and gravy and stuffing and cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie and whipped cream because -- OMG! -- it all tastes so goooooood. And satisfying.

3. Drinks: And for the wine that washes it all down and makes us feel good for no particular reason at all. Until later.

4. Drugs: And for the tryptophan in the turkey that zonks me out and allows me to sleep long enough to wake up feeling thin again. Almost.

5. Animals: And for my roommate's cat not throwing up a hair ball this past week. Unlike the week before.

6. Music: And for sites like www.live365.com for helping me get through the workday unscathed -- and for decent headphones. And for volume 10.

7. Transportation: And for living in a city where I don't need a car, and for the buses and taxis that sometimes show up, and for the seats that are sometimes clean. Sort of.

8. People: And for friends and family, but they knew that already and it's kind of boring so I'm not going to say it. Hey, wait a second.

9. Computers: And for ctrl + shift + down arrow, which allows me to delete vast amounts of e-mail all at once. Excluding yours, of course.

10. Baseball: And for the Red Sox pursuing Daisuke Matsuzaka -- and preventing the Yankees from doing the same. And for 2004.

11. Newspapers: And for having a column to let people know that I'm thankful for having a column to let people know that I'm thankful. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

talons

Military Documents Hold Tips on Antiwar Activities
By ERIC LICHTBLAU and MARK MAZZETTI

WASHINGTON, Nov. 20 — An antiterrorist database used by the Defense Department in an effort to prevent attacks against military installations included intelligence tips about antiwar planning meetings held at churches, libraries, college campuses and other locations, newly disclosed documents show.

One tip in the database in February 2005, for instance, noted that “a church service for peace” would be held in the New York City area the next month. Another entry noted that antiwar protesters would be holding “nonviolence training” sessions at unidentified churches in Brooklyn and Manhattan.

The Defense Department tightened its procedures earlier this year to ensure that only material related to actual terrorist threats — and not peaceable First Amendment activity — was included in the database.

The head of the office that runs the military database, which is known as Talon, said Monday that material on antiwar protests should not have been collected in the first place.

“I don’t want it, we shouldn’t have had it, not interested in it,” said Daniel J. Baur, the acting director of the counterintelligence field activity unit, which runs the Talon program at the Defense Department. “I don’t want to deal with it.”

Mr. Baur said that those operating the database had misinterpreted their mandate and that what was intended as an antiterrorist database became, in some respects, a catch-all for leads on possible disruptions and threats against military installations in the United States, including protests against the military presence in Iraq.

“I don’t think the policy was as clear as it could have been,” he said. Once the problem was discovered, he said, “we fixed it,” and more than 180 entries in the database related to war protests were deleted from the system last year. Out of 13,000 entries in the database, many of them uncorroborated leads on possible terrorist threats, several thousand others were also purged because he said they had “no continuing relevance.”

Amid public controversy over the database, leads from so-called neighborhood watch programs and other tips about possible threats are down significantly this year, Mr. Baur said. While the system had been tightened, he said he was concerned that the public scrutiny had created “a huge chilling effect” that could lead the military to miss legitimate terrorist threats.

Mr. Baur was responding to the latest batch of documents produced by the military under a Freedom of Information Act request brought by the American Civil Liberties Union and other groups. The A.C.L.U. planned to release the documents publicly on Tuesday, and officials with the group said they would push for Democrats, newly empowered in Congress, to hold formal hearings about the Talon database.

Ben Wizner, a lawyer for the A.C.L.U. in New York, said the new documents suggested that the military’s efforts to glean intelligence on protesters went beyond what was previously known. If intelligence officials “are going to be doing investigations or monitoring in a place where people gather to worship or to study, they should have a pretty clear indication that a crime has occurred,” Mr. Wizner added.

The leader of one antiwar group mentioned repeatedly in the latest military documents provided to the A.C.L.U. said he was skeptical that the military had ended its collection of material on war protests.

“I don’t believe it,” said the leader, Michael T. McPhearson, a former Army captain who is the executive director of Veterans for Peace, a group in St. Louis.

Mr. McPhearson said he found the references to his group in the Talon database disappointing but not altogether surprising, and he said the group continued to use public settings and the Internet to plan its protests.

“We don’t have anything to hide,” he said. “We’re not doing anything illegal.”

The latest Talon documents showed that the military used a variety of sources to collect intelligence leads on antiwar protests, including an agent in the Department of Homeland Security, Google searches on the Internet and e-mail messages forwarded by apparent informants with ties to protest groups.

In most cases, entries in the Talon database acknowledged that there was no specific evidence indicating the possibility of terrorism or disruptions at the antiwar events, but they warned of the potential for violence.

One entry on Mr. McPhearson’s group from April 2005, for instance, described a protest at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces at which members handed out antimilitary literature and set up hundreds of white crosses to symbolize soldiers killed in Iraq.

“Veterans for Peace is a peaceful organization,” the entry said, but added there was potential that future protests “could become violent.”

Monday, November 20, 2006

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

hospitals need hospitals

11 THINGS: Hospitals Need Hospitals

Thursday, November 16, 2006

1. Really disappointing: Ten years ago, a 20-minute doctor appointment was $5. Now a five-minute appointment is $20. Patients blame doctors. Doctors blame HMOs. HMOs blame patients -- and real health care evaporates, just like your money.

2. "Call the Doctor": (Sleater-Kinney) "Call the doctor (you) / call the doctor (are)/ call the doctor (not)/ call the doctor (me)."

3. Really disturbing: The seemingly very long wait between that first tinge of panic and the arrival of the ambulance.

4. "9-1-1 Is a Joke": (Public Enemy) "Hit me/ Going, going, gone/ Now I dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago/ Don't you see how late they're reactin'."

5. Really disconnected: Phone calls aren't allowed in the waiting room. Neither are tones louder than hushed. The worst magazines on the planet sit there staring at you, just like the strange fish swimming around in the even stranger fish bowl.

6. "Waiting Room": (Fugazi) "I am a patient boy/ I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait/ My time is water down a drain."

7. Really disgusting: The hospital cafeteria food should have dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago. Perhaps I'll just have a soda.

8. "Institutionalized": (Suicidal Tendencies): "All I wanted was a Pepsi (and she wouldn't give it to me)."

9. Really disillusioning: Doctors and nurses say "We'll be back in five to 10 minutes." Translation: "We'll be back in five to 10 hours with enough paperwork to make you seriously ill again."

10. "Feel the Pain": (Dinosaur Jr.): "I feel the pain of everyone/ and then I feel nothing."

11. Really disconcerting: My dad had a heart attack last week and spent some time in the hospital.

Tim Sullivan, tsullivan@sfchronicle.com

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

sky mall

11 THINGS: Sky Mall

Thursday, November 9, 2006

1. GPS navigator: $119 a year (free updates included). Actual map: $1.19 per lifetime (freedom to educate yourself included).

2. Pet staircase: Help pets climb furniture that's otherwise difficult for them to reach. Three steps: $79.95. Four steps: $99.95. Not owning one: $0. I'll let you decide.

3. Peaceful progression wakeup clock: Gradually increases ambient light, stimulating aromas and peaceful sounds to awaken sleepers. The peaceful progression arriving to work on a Monday clock? It doesn't exist.

4. Gravity-defying boots: Transforms walking, jumping or running into an exhilarating low-impact bounce that builds balance, burns calories and strengthens muscles. Added bonus: allows for quick getaway when others mock you for wearing them.

5. One-step blood pressure monitor: Be happy it can't read your blood pressure right after it breaks.

6. Wearable blanket: It's nice, but your average American is much more interested in "wearable" sofas, beds and love seats.

7. Million-germ-eliminating travel toothbrush sanitizer: Because a million germs just got in your mouth when you said that.

8. Marshmallow shooter: Shoots sweet, edible miniature marshmallows more than 30 feet and projects a beam of red light for pinpoint accuracy. Perfect for the home or office (or dorm, political rally or Muni bus).

9. Roof patio pet home: For $99.95, pets can enjoy the security of the enclosed area and the sunny view from the top deck. (Please note: Pets can't verify the joy.)

10. Thomas Kinkade music box: Enough said.

11. The king of all iPod docking stations: Made especially for your throne room. "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" takes on a whole new meaning.

Tim Sullivan, tsullivan@sfchronicle.com

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

all souls' day

11 THINGS: All Souls' Day

Thursday, November 2, 2006

1. Death: "The full cessation of vital functions in a biological organism" (according to wicked Wikipedia).

2. Bauhaus: "Bela Lugosi's Dead": "The bats have left the bell tower/ the victims have been bled/ red velvet lines the black box/ Bela Lugosi's dead" (or undead).

3. Joy Division: "Dead Souls": "Someone take these dreams away/ That point me to another day/ A duel of personalities/ That stretch all true reality" (oh Ian).

4. The Dead Boys: "All This and More": "I'm just a dead boy/ You know that I'm just a dead boy/ I wanna be a dead boy" (Sorry Stiv, you're immortal).

5. The Dead Milkmen: "Punk Rock Girl": "One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead/ I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead" (typical).

6. Death From Above 1979: "Black History Month": "Can you remember a time when this city was/ A great place for architects and debutantes/ A nice place for midwives and crossing guards .../ And on, and on ..." (DFA1979's best song lives on ... and on).

7. White Zombie: "More Human Than Human": "I am the crawling dead/ A phantom in a box, shadow in your head -- say" (Remember kids, I'm just a messenger).

8. The Pixies: "Ed Is Dead": Enough said ("Death to the Pixies!").

9. Grateful Dead: "Dark Star>St. Stephen": If the Pixies = LoudQuietLoud, then Dark Star>St. Stephen = QuietQuietQuietQuietQuietQuietQuietQuietLoud.

10. Kim Death: With apologies to the Dead Kennedys and Death Cab for Cutie, a quick non sequitur hello to my friend in Oregon. (Why? 'Cause we only live once.)

11. The Life of Brian: "Look on the Bright Side of Life": "For life is quite absurd/ And death's the final word ..." (so seize the day now while you still can).

Tim Sullivan, tsullivan@sfchronicle.com

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