news from the rabbit hole

Editor -- The "fajitagate" cops were the actual victims; firemen don't drink on duty; Barry got that big head of his the "natural" way; Arnold doesn't pander to special interests; the war in Iraq is going well -- as is the clean-up operation in Afghanistan -- and, Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.
Congress protected our financial interests by passing the bankruptcy bill; oil in Alaska is going to save us from dependency on hostile regimes; global warming is not a problem; and Social Security is going bankrupt.

Stay tuned for more "news" from the rabbit hole ...

Oh, and in a final tribute: O.J. didn't do it!

Rest easy, Johnnie Cochran.

ALEXANDER HAMILTON
San Francisco

Letter to the Editor
SF Chronicle